User:Quiddity

I am w:en:User:Quiddity (as volunteer) and m:User:Quiddity (WMF) (as WMF staff)

∞ To-do ∞

• Help:Toolforge/Toolforge standards committee, with my volunteer hat.

Wiki cleanup

• Special:SpecialPages
  • Special:LintErrors

► Page deletion queue

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Deployments
Deployment calendar Current window Long-term calendar Train overview Archive Blocking tasks Current train blocker Holding the train Inclusion criteria for windows 🚨 Emergencies How to deploy code Heterogeneous deployment Train deploys Backport windows How to deploy backports

Wikimedia infrastructure

Data centres and PoPs Eqiad cluster‎ (Ashburn, USA) Codfw cluster‎ (Dallas, USA) Esams cluster‎ (Amsterdam, NL) Eqsin cluster (Singapore, SG) Ulsfo cluster‎ (San Francisco, USA) Networking Network design Peering Link aggregation LVS Network guidelines Network monitoring HTTP Caching Global traffic routing Varnish Apache Traffic Server Traffic cache hardware HTTP timeouts MediaWiki HTTP cache headers Kafka HTTP purging URI Path Normalization MediaWiki MediaWiki at WMF Application servers PHP 7 and php-fpm Memcached Mcrouter Nutcracker Envoy MediaWiki HTTP caching Redis Parser cache Statsd Media Thumbor Swift Media storage upload.wikimedia.org Logs MediaWiki UDP logging Logstash and Kibana Search § Elastica § CirrusSearch § Job queue § Administration [edit]

• Infographics -- gallery
• Wikitech documentation templates
• https://doc.wikimedia.org/ – Doc.wikimedia.org
• https://noc.wikimedia.org/ – Noc.wikimedia.org
  • https://noc.wikimedia.org/conf/ – Wikimedia configuration files
    • VariantSettings.php.txt
    • CommonSettings.php.txt
    • InitialiseSettings.php.txt
  • https://noc.wikimedia.org/db.php – Wikimedia database configuration
• https://dbtree.wikimedia.org/ – dbtree.wikimedia.org
• https://grafana.wikimedia.org/ – grafana.wikimedia.org
• https://stats.wikimedia.org/ – Analytics/Systems/Wikistats 2
• https://analytics.wikimedia.org – Analytics/Systems/Dashiki – Dashboards and Data Downloads for Wikimedia Projects
• https://status.wikimedia.org/ – status.wikimedia.org (obsolete - more info at phab:T202061)
• https://icinga.wikimedia.org (p) – Icinga – host and service monitoring software
• https://integration.wikimedia.org/ – integration.wikimedia.org – mw:Continuous integration
  • https://gerrit.wikimedia.org – Gerrit – code review system
    • Search gerrit without the automated cruft (example)
  • https://integration.wikimedia.org/ci/ – Jenkins – continuous integration system
  • https://integration.wikimedia.org/zuul/ – mw:.../Zuul – gateway between Gerrit and Jenkins
• https://tools.wmflabs.org/admin/tools – list
• https://codesearch.wmflabs.org/ – Search ALL the code!
• https://global-search.toolforge.org/ – Search ALL the wikis!
• https://nagf.toolforge.org/ – monitoring graphs
• https://replag.toolforge.org/ – WMCS Wiki Replicas replication lag
• https://tool-db-usage.toolforge.org/
• https://versions.toolforge.org/ – Wikimedia MediaWiki current versions
• http://federico.kapsi.fi/crstats/core.txt & /extensions.txt
• MediaWiki at WMF
• Reporting a connectivity issue -- use wikitech-static version when sending link to external reports
• mw:Help:Locating broken scripts
• mw:No-JavaScript notes
• mw:Developers/Maintainers
• mw:Upstream projects
• mw:Community metrics
• m:IRC/Bots
• w:en:Wikipedia:Don't worry about performance

Whimsical lists

(For eventual poetry mis-use. Please add, or have a go!) (Because: Labs labs labs and mw:Naming things! Play with words, for fun!)

MediaWiki [languages / packages / services] that are also [common / ambiguous] words

babel, BagOStuff, banana, blubber, carbon, cite, collection, composer, cucumber, cumin, diamond, druid, echo, flow, fresh, fresnel, ganglia, graph, graphite, Jenkins, kafka, kraken, leaflet, limn, lint, milkshake, nuke, nutcracker, pimple, pivot, pontoon, Prometheus, puppet, quarry, quibble, quiz, ruby, salt, score, skin, sphinx, sentry, squid, subversion, swift, thanks, translate, trebuchet, varnish, zookeeper

Wikimedia Language-Codes that are also English words

ace, am, an, arc, as, bar, be, bug, fur, gag, got, ha, haw, he, hi, it, koi, lad, nap, new, no, om, or, pi, rap, simple, so, to, war, yo

E.g.

1. Kafka Jenkins' flow be diamond it so fresh.
2. He be no blubber kraken, he be swift sentry squid, thanks to carbon ganglia.
3. Ace composer, Prometheus, echos thanks to squid zookeeper, as he got fresh banana milkshake.

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Eventualism project

• User:Quiddity/How it all works - halp?

Subpages

• How does it all work
• Sandbox1
• Sandbox2
• Sandbox4
• Sidebar navbox notes
• Unicode unicorns play CGoL
• common.css
• common.js