User:Quiddity

I am w:en:User:Quiddity (as volunteer) and m:User:Quiddity (WMF) (as WMF staff)

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• Help:Toolforge/Toolforge standards committee, with my volunteer hat.

Wiki cleanup

• Special:SpecialPages
  • Special:LintErrors

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Deployments
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Wikimedia infrastructure

Data centres and PoPs Clusters: Eqiad cluster‎ (Ashburn, USA) Codfw cluster‎ (Dallas, USA) Esams cluster‎ (Amsterdam, NL) Ulsfo cluster‎ (San Francisco, USA) Eqsin cluster (Singapore, SG) Drmrs cluster (Marseille, FR) Datacenter operations Common datacenter spec Platform-specific doc Naming conventions Networking Network design Peering Link aggregation LVS IP and AS allocations Network cheat sheet Network guidelines Network monitoring Global traffic routing Global traffic routing Caching overview DNS HTTPS Varnish Apache Traffic Server Traffic cache hardware HTTP timeouts MediaWiki HTTP cache headers Kafka HTTP purging URI Path Normalization MediaWiki Application servers PHP 7 and php-fpm Dumps Memcached Mcrouter runbook Nutcracker Envoy MediaWiki HTTP caching Redis Parser cache Statsd Kubernetes Media Thumbor Swift Media storage upload.wikimedia.org Data Persistence MariaDB architecture MariaDB troubleshooting MariaDB monitoring MariaDB backups Database Runbooks Bacula Offsite Backups Backup Runbooks Logs MediaWiki UDP logging Kibana (frontend) Logstash (backend) Search § Elastica § CirrusSearch § Job queue § Administration [edit]

• Infographics -- gallery
  • Performance/Runbook/diagrams.net conventions
• Wikitech documentation templates
• https://doc.wikimedia.org/ – Doc.wikimedia.org
• https://noc.wikimedia.org/ – Noc.wikimedia.org
  • https://noc.wikimedia.org/conf/ – Wikimedia configuration files
    • CommonSettings.php.txt
    • InitialiseSettings.php.txt
  • https://noc.wikimedia.org/db.php – Wikimedia database configuration
• https://dbtree.wikimedia.org/ – dbtree.wikimedia.org
• https://grafana.wikimedia.org/ – grafana.wikimedia.org
• https://stats.wikimedia.org/ – Analytics/Systems/Wikistats 2
• https://analytics.wikimedia.org – Analytics/Systems/Dashiki – Dashboards and Data Downloads for Wikimedia Projects
• https://status.wikimedia.org/ – status.wikimedia.org (obsolete - more info at phab:T202061)
• https://icinga.wikimedia.org (p) – Icinga – host and service monitoring software
• https://integration.wikimedia.org/ – integration.wikimedia.org – mw:Continuous integration
  • https://gerrit.wikimedia.org – Gerrit – code review system
    • Search gerrit without the automated cruft (example)
  • https://integration.wikimedia.org/ci/ – Jenkins – continuous integration system
  • https://integration.wikimedia.org/zuul/ – mw:.../Zuul – gateway between Gerrit and Jenkins
• https://tools.wmflabs.org/admin/tools – list
• https://codesearch.wmflabs.org/ – Search ALL the code!
• https://global-search.toolforge.org/ – Search ALL the wikis!
• https://nagf.toolforge.org/ – monitoring graphs
• https://replag.toolforge.org/ – WMCS Wiki Replicas replication lag
• https://tool-db-usage.toolforge.org/
• https://versions.toolforge.org/ – Wikimedia MediaWiki current versions
• http://federico.kapsi.fi/crstats/core.txt & /extensions.txt
• MediaWiki at WMF
• Reporting a connectivity issue -- use wikitech-static version when sending link to external reports
• mw:Help:Locating broken scripts
• mw:No-JavaScript notes
• mw:Developers/Maintainers
• mw:Upstream projects
• mw:Community metrics
• m:IRC/Bots
• w:en:Wikipedia:Don't worry about performance

Whimsical lists

(For eventual poetry mis-use. Please add, or have a go!) (Because: Labs labs labs and mw:Naming things! Play with words, for fun!)

MediaWiki [languages / packages / services] that are also [common / ambiguous] words

babel, BagOStuff, banana, blubber, carbon, cite, collection, composer, cucumber, cumin, diamond, druid, echo, flow, fresh, fresnel, ganglia, graph, graphite, Jenkins, kafka, kraken, leaflet, limn, lint, milkshake, nuke, nutcracker, pimple, pivot, pontoon, Prometheus, puppet, quarry, quibble, quiz, ruby, salt, score, skin, sphinx, sentry, squid, subversion, swift, thanks, translate, trebuchet, varnish, zookeeper

Wikimedia Language-Codes that are also English words

ace, am, an, arc, as, bar, be, bug, fur, gag, got, ha, haw, he, hi, it, koi, lad, nap, new, no, om, or, pi, rap, simple, so, to, war, yo

E.g.

1. Kafka Jenkins' flow be diamond it so fresh.
2. He be no blubber kraken, he be swift sentry squid, thanks to carbon ganglia.
3. Ace composer, Prometheus, echoes thanks to squid zookeeper, as he got fresh banana milkshake.

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Eventualism project

• User:Quiddity/How it all works - halp?

Subpages

• How does it all work
• Sandbox1
• Sandbox2
• Sandbox4
• Sidebar navbox notes
• Unicode unicorns play CGoL
• common.css
• common.js