User:Thcipriani/Deployments/Questions from a reasonable person

Here are some questions a reasonable person might have about deployments that I wonder if I can find the answers for:

1. What extensions are deployed by WMF?
2. What skins are deployed by WMF?
3. What version is [WikiX] running?
4. What needs deployment?
5. How do I get [insert gerrit patch] deployed?
6. How can I get [insert gerrit patch] deployed right now?
7. How do I become a deployer?
8. Who are the deployers?
9. Is [insert gerrit patch] deployed?
10. When is the next deployment?
11. Was something just deployed?
12. What was just deployed?

In terms of the 4 different kinds of documentation these are "how tos". Ideally, they'd be findable answers in all the places.